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Short Somalia Jokes 2
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Why do Somalis wear slip-on shoes? 

You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.



An evil genie captured a Somali and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.

The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst.

The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.

The Somali brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!



Did you hear about the Somali who wore two jackets when she painted the house?

The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats."



Why do Somalis laugh three times when they hear a joke? 

Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
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#2
Ha Ha Ha ..... Awesome jokes ever,great forum Tongue
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#3
Ha Ha Ha you need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace
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#4
Hi Friends,
I am new to this forum, happy to join here.
Thanks for your information.  Smile
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